Robbed!

Some jerk stole my bicycle from our fenced-in back
yard!

It wasn't even a fancy bike... I bought it on the
cheap at a po-po auction in Madison, and the bike was
permanently stuck in a single gear. It probably couldn't
be resold for more than thirty bucks. Still, it was my
two-wheeler, and I liked it. It even had a cute basket
attached to the front, which was useful in the extreme
for trips to the store, or for carrying parcels to the
post office, or toting a lunch and water bottle.

Plus, I'd just had it tuned up over at the Alt, and
had only gotten to roll around town on it once.