Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Effing Facebook

I've gotten mixed up in the murky affair that is Facebook.
I hate it already.

When I added a marital status to my profile,
here's the message that popped up:
"You are now in a relationship with Ben (insert our surname)."

Facebook, how can I ever express my inestimable gratitude
to you for legitimizing my relationship with my husband?
I was also honored when, earlier this week, you validated
my eight-year friendship with Gabby Schmidt.

That being said, Dear Reader, I'm already addicted. So please
look me up on Facebook and ratify whatever our relationship
might be.


  1. what's your name on facebook? or if it's easier, you can do a search for me and add me as a friend.


  2. I don't know how to do facebook. I got a spam from facebook tonight that said: "Alex added you as a friend on Facebook. We need to confirm that you know Alex in order for you to be friends on Facebook." I don't know anyone by the name of Alex. Too much trouble and more spam.

    Are you going to make a cook book from your blog? You should.